Contact me

Patreon

The single most efficient way to get my attention is to simply pay for it. When you join my Patreon community for just $3/month, I contact you personally with a welcome message. From there, you can get back to me whenever you like. I'm like the cheapest friend you can buy.

Weekly newsletter

Alternatively, you can sign up for my weeklyish newsletter. It’s all new jokes delivered straight to your email inbox every week or thereabouts (‘thereabouts’ is currently about four times a year).

Or if you want actual weekly content, subscribe to my Friday First Drafts experiment in which I churn out fresh new content every Friday.

Note: Friday First Drafts is on hiatus while I'm writing my next book. It will return in May 2022.

Stalk me

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