Other writing

The Roar

The Roar is where I, an 'Expert', write my report cards, where I grade the most relevant aspects of virtually every Australian Test. (Sorry, white ball and/or non-Australian cricket fans - for more detailed daily report cards on every match I watch, sign up to my Patreon or my newsletter). I also sometimes write other stuff too.

Full archive

Other stuff

And here's the writing that nobody is willing to pay for (yet!).

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Ashes Screenplays

After every day of the 2019 Ashes, 2021/22 and 2023 Ashes, I wrote a handful of pages telling the story of the series in screenplay form. Get the entire 2019 Ashes screenplay (with commentary) here, the full 2021/22 Ashes screenplay (with commentary) here and the full 2023 Ashes screenplay (with commentary) here

The Forty Funniest Cricketers of All Time

In 2016-2017, I counted down the forty funniest cricketers of all time. Each year after that, I've updated it with the standout comedy cricketer of the year.


Maxwellball is the greatest sport ever invented, better even than cricket. But only one person is currently playing it, Glenn Maxwell.

Here's a text adventure game based on Maxwellball

(And here's some hints if you're having trouble)

Who Has The Ashes?

Do you ever wonder who has the Ashes? The handy website www.whohastheashes.com can help.

Curious about the Women's Ashes? Then www.whohasthewomensashes.com has you covered.