Other writing

Here's the writing that nobody is willing to pay for (yet!).

(If you want to pay me for my writing then contact me and we'll talk.)

The Forty Funniest Cricketers of All Time

In 2016-2017, I counted down the forty funniest cricketers of all time.


A shameless Onion-style rip-off. PLUMB! is a parody newspaper of current cricket events, updated as I think of fresh jokes.

The Ashes Movie

After every day of the 2019 Ashes, I wrote a handful of pages telling the story of the series in screenplay form. Here's the entire Ashes movie screenplay in one convenient PDF. (And here's the Ashes movie screenplay with director's commentary.)

How I Write

Some behind the scenes stuff on my #process.