Other writing

The Roar

The Roar is where I, an 'Expert', write my ratings, where I grade the most relevant aspects of virtually every Australian Test and ODI. (Sorry, T20 and/or non-Australian cricket fans). I also sometimes write other stuff too.

Most recent pieces

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Random Experiments

And here's the writing that nobody is willing to pay for (yet!).

(If you want to pay me for my writing then contact me and we'll talk.)

Friday First Drafts

A weekly experiment in which I go through my giant list of cricket ideas, choose one and then churn out a first draft.

The Forty Funniest Cricketers of All Time

In 2016-2017, I counted down the forty funniest cricketers of all time.


A shameless Onion-style rip-off. PLUMB! is a parody newspaper of current cricket events, updated as I think of fresh jokes.

The Ashes Movie

After every day of the 2019 Ashes, I wrote a handful of pages telling the story of the series in screenplay form. Here's the entire Ashes movie screenplay in one convenient PDF. (And here's the Ashes movie screenplay with director's commentary.)

How I Write

Some behind the scenes stuff on my #process.