During the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic, the good folk at Wisden asked for pitches for content to help us all get through this strange new cricket less era.
I sent an email with the accurate headline: The stupidest pitch you’ll receive
The pitch: LOCK-DON! An x-page screenplay (x can be adjusted to whatever length you deem most suitable) of an episode of a zany sitcom starring The Don and Tony Lock in lockdown.
And they accepted it, god bless them. Three sitcom episodes (x turned out to be roughly 4). I’ve collected all three episodes in one PDF for posterity. And now you can own it.
13 pages of three sitcom episodes