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NOTE ON COUPONS

Do you already own one of my published books? Then go to page 100 and look up the fifth word. That word is a 10% off coupon code on this store.

Plus: the coupon codes accumulate. Do you own all four of my books? Find the 5th word on page 100 on each of them and get 40% off everything here.

Oh, and if you’re a patron over at my Patreon page you can get another 10% off (if you can’t find this, contact me). Now you’re up to everything being half price. That’s nuts.

But if you’d rather just go back to the non-store section of the site with your wallet intact, that’s cool too. Whatevs.