South Africa v Australia – Fourth Test Ratings

Ratings for the Fourth Test between South Africa and Australia, featuring Tim Paine, sportsmanship, collapses, batting for declarations and being nice

South Africa v Australia – Third Test Ratings

Ratings for the Third Test between South Africa and Australia, featuring sandpapergate, confessions, Steve Smith’s captaincy, England and cricket

South Africa v Australia – Second Test Ratings

Ratings for the Second Test between South Africa and Australia, featuring sledging, Kagiso Rabada, bands, AB de Villiers and low fourth innings targets

South Africa v Australia – First Test Ratings

Ratings for the First Test between South Africa and Australia, featuring crowd sizes, evolutionary biology, Dean Elgar, Mitchell Starc and cartwheeling stumps

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Answer: Almost every player in the Fifth Ashes Test 2017-18

Australia v England – Fifth Test Ratings

Ratings for the Fifth Ashes Test, featuring conversion rates, being the best since Bradman, Mason Crane, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and new balls

Finally, we get rid of that awful hack Viv Richards from the MCG during the Fourth Ashes Test 2017-18

Australia v England – Fourth Test Ratings

Ratings for the Fourth Ashes Test, featuring no balls, Marshnerships, Alastair Cook, Stuart Broad and inevitable conclusions

" I know all the games you play because I play them too" sings Mitch Marsh in the Third Ashes Test 2017-18

Australia v England – Third Test Ratings, Part Two

Ratings for the Third Ashes Test Part Two, featuring the selectors, comparisons to Bradman, phase twos, pitch cracks and wet patches

Aleem Dar intuits that Stoneman is out in the Third Ashes Test 2017-18

Australia v England – Third Test Ratings, Part One

Ratings for the Third Ashes Test Part One, featuring Mitch Marsh, pouring drinks on James Anderson, reviewing reviews, Pete Handscomb and Steve Smith