New South Welshmen celebrate

State of Origin Ratings – Game Three, 2017

Ratings for State of Origin Game 3, 2017 featuring triskaidekaphobia, Johnathan Thurston, spines, half time chat and Valentine Holmes

Queensland player logs into chat group in State of Origin Game Two, 2017

State of Origin Ratings – Game Two, 2017

Ratings for State of Origin Game 2, 2017 featuring chat groups, pre-game shows, Billy Slater, New South Wales’ first half and dystopian societies

Mitchell Pearce with the game-changing play in State of Origin 1, 2017

State of Origin Ratings – Game One, 2017

Ratings for State of Origin Game 1, 2017 featuring the Shaun Marsh, even first halves, attacking raids, desperate defence and dynasties

Tony Trudgett, a name suitable for Anzac Day rugby league

Anzac Day Rugby League – What Is It Good For?

Are you sick of people making the blitheringly obvious point that war and football matches shouldn’t be compared? Yeah. Me too.

Scene of the last great El vote, prior to Australian Survivor Episode Twenty-Six

Australian Survivor Ratings – Episode Twenty-Six

Ratings for Australian Survivor Episode Twenty-Six, featuring walks of shame, loved ones, holding your hand on a pole, final Tribal Council and the jury

Kristie practises making fire for a scenario that will literally never take place during Australian Survivor Episode Twenty-Six

Australian Survivor Ratings – Episode Twenty-Five

Ratings for Australian Survivor, Episode Twenty-Five, featuring suspense, tied votes, Nickishness, Lee and El and Flick

The monster (betrayal) at the end of this Survivor Season wasn't revealed in Australian Survivor Episode Twenty-Four

Australian Survivor Ratings – Episode Twenty-Four

Ratings for Australian Survivor Episode Twenty-Four, featuring masterminds, discs, balls and logs, season two, sanctimonious bullshit and Matt

The previously most Maddening moment on Australia reality television, now surpassed by Australia Survivor Episode Twenty-Three

Australian Survivor Ratings – Episode Twenty-Three

Ratings for Australian Survivor Episode Twenty-Three, featuring spitting coconut water, power couples, telekinesis, advantages and Sam